My life is a flurry of excitement and adventure. Why, just today I went to Wally-Hell on my lunch hour to get Critter some new socks and even picked up a new DVD. I found a dime in the parking lot.and I spent most of my work day on the phone with every IT person on the face of this earth and Bonus! I understood every word they said.
So with the new socks and panties I got the Critter. Yes, I call his underwears panties. The tubesocks I purchased came in a resealable bag. Why the hell is this necessary?
I will not get political but one cause of our economy is Walmart and there need to outsource and drive away the American small businessman. (Rubbermaid for example)Yes, we would pay more for goods but at the same time we would have jobs with wages and benefits that we could afford such things.
There are so many things I don't understand about this store and why do more than half of the patrons look like they should be on the What not to wear side of the magazine article. People in pajama pants in the middle of the day. What is going on here. I am not a fashionista by any means I do however try to dress somewhat like I am not headed to bed.
I have very strong feelings about Walmart. I HATE IT! I hate the fact that out here where I live I have to drive a 50 miles to get out of Wally country to get to Mecca or any other retail outlet that the patrons are not something out of Deliverance. I swear I heard the term "baby daddy"3 times while I was in there. This is what is wrong with America.
I just hate that store and if one more person runs over me with their basket. You will see me on the evening news. I will be the one in cuffs not wearing my pajamas.
I love that you call Wal-Mart Wally-Hell! That is so funny. I absolutely hate Wal-Mart and every time I leave the place I wonder "am I invisable?" I must be because people are constantly running me over! Drives me insane.
ReplyDeleteLeigh
omg...you make me laugh out loud!
ReplyDelete"underwear panties" I love that :)
our favorite time to go to Mutant-Mart is at night.. my-oh-my the things we see.....
After almost getting run over in a parking lot, (I am also height impaired and hard to see between cars, trucks, etc) I decided to bring a shopping cart back inside the store as I go in.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
Two reasons.
1. It saves an employee from having to bring a cart in.
2. If someone tries to run me over, I might accidentally RAM THE LIVING HELL out of their vehicle.
And yes, it works... only happened once so far:
dumb speeding teenager 0
shopping cart +ol'fart 1
Try it, you'll like it. Soooooo empowering!
Garlic Man
ps I hate Wally-Hell too.
kimber,
ReplyDeleteyou have guts. I would'nt go in the with a swat team at night.
Garlic Man.
Damn, I thouht I had it bad. I seem to only have trouble once I am in, or trying to get out. The alarm goes off every time.
Leigh.
I have asked the invisable question more than once. I must be, If I only knew how to use my powers for good.