no speak-a-da-spanish

We are well and good here in the Scrappy/ Critter household. I worked all day and now it's time to kick back and wait the anticipation of Mon.
You know with the new digital tv thing people without advanced technology are supposed to get additional channels and better reception. Well, People the govt. is lying to you!
Critter and I have no cable, no dish, no home phone.Before the magic box we got 12 English channels. Now with the new improved way to go. We now get 7 English channels and 654 Spanish channels. No Espanol spoken here. WTH?
I tell you this because this means no more AMERICAN DAD or FAMILY GUY for me and I am bummed :-( I know you're shocked that I could watch such "low brow" television.
What can I say ? I warned you I wasn't "NORMAL" and I need a break from reality every once in awhile and a talking dog and an alien are just the ticket. Plus I have no cable remember?


I have decided to introduce you to each member of the family. One at a time so up first is -Twinkie
This is the sweet little ,lovable, crack addict, kitty poop eater, kleptomaniac, on 24/7 (because I don't know where the batteries are) speed demon, bully.
Critter brought her home one day saying that her life was in our hands and if I didn't agree to take her she would die.
I DID NOT want another animal much less a dog but look where she sits.
This dog that Critter wanted as a farm dog. Yes, a farm dog! to ride around in the truck with him and to keep livestock in line kind of farm dog. Well, let me tell ya she ain't NO farm dog. She is a spoiled thing that won't go near the Critter unless he gets her out of her kennel or I hand her to him. Anyway, this is our Twinkie isn't she cute?