One can not live on Honeycombs and baby donuts

I have had to call in reinforcements after a mere 12 hours on my own :(.
When I was single in the city it was no problem, restaurants as far as the eye could see and no real chores other cleaning an apartment.
Here in the sticks and a million miles from nowhere- I am burned out on Sonic and the fear of burning my house down or a raging case of food poisoning.
I have wisely decided it's best for me not to attempt cooking
Everyone at church yesterday were offering to feed me if I showed up on their doorstep. Yes, the entire congregation knows I cannot cook.
PICKLES TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!
You see, Critter is gone till Fri. and I have the chore thing down but, a girl has got to eat! So Mom is headed over YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss my Critter BAD! (Yes, he married me for my looks and talents in other departments)
We have never really been apart so I am trying to put on a brave face but, I am weak from hunger.
I went to feed the horses this morning before sunrise (Critter feeds in the mornings) and all the horses looked at me as if I had 3 heads and was a lost stranger (I am not a morning person)
So let the good times!
The single ladies will be causing a ruckus tonight !

Ta DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I got me an award! Susan over a Stop Calling Me That ( click on the link to the right)bestowed upon me this little diddy and now you get to learn 7 things about me and I am gonna tag seven others.
If you have not checked out her blog you are really missin out.
* I will probably be paying my dentist well into my 60's
* I am partially blind in my left eye due to an assault
* I never liked cats now I love em
* I despise when people talk to me while in a stall in a public toilet
* I want to go to Poland
* I fixed helicopters when I was in the ARMY
* I hired a decorator to do the house we live in and I am doing the barn on my own and am praying it doesn't turn out like a gawd awful mess

The Butt Dance

Critter gently woke me this morning with the Butt Dance.
What is that you say?
Well, in our household- You get in you spouses line of sight and shake your cute little rear from side to side while singing "I'm on vacation" ( repeat several times- the song and butt swaying)
This is so the spouse who has to get up and go to work can make loud grunting noises and dreads getting out of bed even more.

I got an award from the coolest blogger and will be posting it later

STINKY FISH CAUGHT

(This is a picture of the said Stinky Fish)

If you are a regular reader of mine please forgive this post but, I have a stalker that feels the need to keep up with my life for no good reason other than her petty jealousy and inability to let go of a past life. One day I will let ya know the details but not today. So once again this post is meant for one person.


You know who you are.
You are nosey. You apparently are very interested in my life.
You are nothing to me other than a pest and you are not so smart when it comes to hiding your snooping.

How about you jump in the lake? or better yet mind your own business????
I see you won't make your blog public. Is that because you are a frickin nut and people would see it????? and if you do decide to go public- Don't worry I wont read it because I don't care about you or your life.

Well "Dearie" Once again, I am going to be redirecting your little nosey expeditions to a website that I think would benefit your batshit cazy self!

Have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wyoming, Michigan arrived from blogger.com on "Adventures in Ellis County and the Dollar Store".
22:51:46 -- 9 hours 42 mins ago

Ready for color?

Shocking huh? I love the color it reminds me of a saddle.
We are doing dark brown crown moulding
This is the bedroom hallway

This of course is the worlds most talanted man and my Critter putting the wall sconce back up.

I am ordering the faceplates for the outlets. Who knew it was so hard to pick outlet covers?

OK more pics later

Have a great night!

I absolutley love this picture

Not my farm. This was an MSNBC picture of the year. Have no idea why, but I LOVE IT! just thought i would share :-} PS we got a trace of rain in Ellis County!!!!!!!!!

side note: I will return the blog roll after my fishining expedition for the nosey one is over.

Here fishey, here fishey LMAO

This post is meant for one person.

(Please ignore this post if you ARE NOT an ex wife of my husband
's)
Why do you read my blog? Still???
Why are you so frickin intrested in my life???
I have a tracker on my blog. and will be blocking you yet again.
Hope you enjoyed the site I directed you to last time.
Try minding your own business HMMMMM??

Wyoming, Michigan arrived from blogger.com on "Adventures in Ellis County and the Dollar Store".
23:02:49 -- 9 hours 56 mins ago

Barn Progress

The Living room looking into the open kitchen

The walk-in Closet

Living room from the front door

The runway and the kids

You think You got a good brother?

Well, I have the best brother on the face of the earth. He is my favorite brother (my only brother) Meet Bubba. (not real name)
He had a procedure done Fri and made it through no prob.

Well, I got a call yesterday and he had some issues come up so, he was back in the hospital.

I drove like a bat out of hell to get to the hospital and spent some time laughin with him. He is the kind of guy when you meet him ya love him.

So he is havin some test run and hopefully he will be fine and get to come home tomorrow.

Got some teeffers on Thurs. after the doc did some wild and extremely painful things to me. Thanks for the Meds doc they seem to be keeping my mind occupied :-}

I will get my official "George Washington " teeth at the end of the month and I will post some pics

Words of advise : Don't try and cook eggs while on Vicoden ( specially if ya don't know how to cook in the first place)

Happy day people and If ya get a chance throw my brudder in your prayers

Nervous? take a Valium

So I will be taking a little pill in the morning before my appt with the super nice guy.

Hmmmm.. You say?

5 extractions in the morning! I am just a tad nervous. You want me to get pics of the procedure and share em???? Thought not.

Have a great Day!
Scrappy (PS Mom is coming to the house to take care of me afterward YEA!)