Monday, August 31, 2009

One can not live on Honeycombs and baby donuts

I have had to call in reinforcements after a mere 12 hours on my own :(.
When I was single in the city it was no problem, restaurants as far as the eye could see and no real chores other cleaning an apartment.
Here in the sticks and a million miles from nowhere- I am burned out on Sonic and the fear of burning my house down or a raging case of food poisoning.
I have wisely decided it's best for me not to attempt cooking
Everyone at church yesterday were offering to feed me if I showed up on their doorstep. Yes, the entire congregation knows I cannot cook.
PICKLES TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!
You see, Critter is gone till Fri. and I have the chore thing down but, a girl has got to eat! So Mom is headed over YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss my Critter BAD! (Yes, he married me for my looks and talents in other departments)
We have never really been apart so I am trying to put on a brave face but, I am weak from hunger.
I went to feed the horses this morning before sunrise (Critter feeds in the mornings) and all the horses looked at me as if I had 3 heads and was a lost stranger (I am not a morning person)
So let the good times!
The single ladies will be causing a ruckus tonight !

5 comments:

  1. I'm so glad someone is coming to save you from starvation! haha You sound like me.

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  2. I'm starving, too. :( I've been on the South Beach diet for a week. I'm down 8 lbs so far, though, so I guess I'll keep it up. You could mail me one of your mom's cakes, if you want to. :)

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  3. Mrs. C I don't know what Id do without Mom

    Matt, Congrats on the weight loss! and I think food through the mail would still be cheating on the diet:-) Praying your heatlth is better and you and yours are OK
    Scrappy

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  4. But there is always Taco Casa!
    Yea for Pickles...real food.
    Debbie

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  5. I say, pick up some Smart Ones or Lean Cuisines and a package of Oreos. Done deal.
    ha

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