May I introduce...

While preforming my Sat.ritual domestic diva duties in which so far I have managed to suck up a entire roll(Double roll wouldn't ya know) of toilet paper right off the holder with the hose attachment on the vac due to not focusing where said hose attachment was pointed while the darn thing was running because, I was lecturing the cats on why Mommy doesn't like it when they hack up hairballs on my carpet. I have also managed to let the sink over fill because I was again lecturing the cats on why their little special needs selves are going to be outdoor cats if they knock over the trash can one more time on to my freshly waxed kitchen floor. and I have to this point have only manged to get one load of linens in the washer and had to shake the dog out of the linen as she was so nicely tucked into the sheets, before she went into the washer with them. Anyway I had a Crap on a Cracker moment.
I forgot in this morning post to introduce.

Itty Bitty Kitty_

She was a barn kitten for about 2 weeks then one day we go out the and she is swollen all over. We think the fire ants got her. So for about a month we nursed her back to health having to open and constantly drain her wounds. She didn't walk until about three months she just kinda drug herself and since she couldn't get to the litter box my bedroom floor was covered in towels and to this day it is a hit or miss if she will use the box so therefore the bedroom is covered in disposable rugs. Her other attributes are that because of all the wounds her joints are fused so she walks like a rabbit. and last but not least She is a He. She developed really slow so it wasn't until she was about 6 months old that one day I asked the Critter to look at what I thought was some more swelling and that I wondered if we should take her back to the vet. Well that wasn't swelling and She is a He and we can't seem to break ourselves of referring to Bitty as "Her". Bitty has convinced Twinkie that she is a cat not a dog. and Bitty is the funniest darn cat you will ever meet. For those of you who know about LOL cats and the IBCC she is no longer on the committee but is Chairman (Chairperson)of the Board.

Back to cleaning.