Tuesday, February 24, 2009

One up game. Married style

Have you ever played the One Up Game? You know where you and your spouse rattle off what all you have done for the other and how your spouse should bow down before you and worship the ground you walk on and bring you coffee in bed every morning for having done them the favor of marrying them? No, You have never played? Well around our house this game is played more than UNO. It mainly consist of the chore of the cat vs dog and garage cleaning verses Wally-hell.
Set the scene- Critter empties the litter box and goes into the speech about why does he have to do this and I should bow down and be ever so grateful that he has preformed this horrid duty when they are my cats. -I shoot back I let your dog out and they are OUR cats. -He shoots back he made the bed. -I shoot back I make the bed the other 364 days of the year and did the dishes.- He returns the fire with I swept the garage and put the clothes in the dryer. -I fire back I put the clothes in the washer and fed the dog and cats.- Then he drags out the big guns and says I'm building you a barn(He likes to say My barn, Like, where is he gonna live?) I end the days game by saying I GO TO WALLY-Hell therefore I win the round. Yea, ME
You ever play this game?? and truth be told the best day of my life was when I met my Critter


HMMMM? I apparently had a little issue with people putting comments on me blog. Well, I think I got it fixed. Thank You, Garlic Man. No, you didn't upset me thanks for letting me know. never did get the email.HMMM? As for tracking me like a stalker. toooooooFunnnnnnnnnny :-} I guess in the grand scheme one really can't hide. Have a Scrappy kind of day and thanks, again. Keep on Stalkin!

3 comments:

  1. Dear Scrappy Doo,

    I just found this on another blog.

    I thought: "This is Scrappy and Critter's song".

    Leonard Cohen's "Dance Me To The End of Love". It is so appropriate for your post today...

    Ah, love.

    Here is the video with the words for your readers:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxB99hn5W7M

    Now, everyone go and hug the one you love and dance the dance of love! Spring is in the air.

    Sincerely,
    Garlic Man

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  2. Well well well, hum? Me and Bill play a similar game every once in a while, it's like this.
    Your Sister is crazier than a betsy bug, oh really, well your sister is on welfare, oh yeah? well you walk funny, really? well you look funny naked. etc .. etc..

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