We have a neighbor in town that I'd guess is in her 80's.
We bought the house in town in 2004 and my first meeting with her, she explained to me how to flush a penis with ice cold water. (she is a retired nurse) I don't recall just how it came up in the conversation, but she went into way to much detail.
Every Christmas I bake goodies for the neighbors and every year when I deliver my gifts the same conversation comes up. She asks if we have just moved into the neighborhood and our names. ( her front door is less than a 100 yards from mine) I see her everyday walking and she sees me working in the yard etc.
So, last night the door bell rings and I go to answer it. No one there. I look down our long drive and there she is leaving my driveway.
I didn't chase her down in fear of the "penis" conversation.
I just wonder have I been the victim of a Ding Dong Ditch by an 80 yr old or was did she think the old neighbor still lived there.
HMMMMM?????
OK, first what exactly does the ice water do?
ReplyDeleteJust curious. Was there a flaming brown paper bag on your front porch? If not, she probably forgot what she came with or for, you think?
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Old time cure for a Urinary infection.
ReplyDeleteNo flaming bags were found.
I have no idea what she was doing but in all the years she has lived there she has never once came up our drive,
I am kinda leanin toward she just wants to drive me bonkers wondering what she was doing.
Ice water? I think I'd rather have the urinary infection. :D
ReplyDeleteHahaha, pause wipe tears, hahahahah! Thanks for sharing this story. Tuesday just got a little funnier!
ReplyDeleteYou should have that story down pat!! I laughed real hard lol. I think she plum forgot what she came for bless her little ole heart! Bet you she is going to come around more now sounds like she is visiting her past and I don't think your in it!
ReplyDeleteI am SO doing the ice water thing tonight. As soon as he falls asleep and I tie him to the bedposts...
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful bog you have. LOL funny Susan :)
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for visiting me Donna....how weird ha!! After reading your comment it brought me to tears. I'm so happy to meet you and I hope we can remain blog friends.
ReplyDeleteMay God Bless You Also!!!
Thank you Donna!
I think you're going to have to post the ice water story... you have left us all wondering...
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