WARNING! Do Not Read while eating cereal!This one is for you Dixie-
So the neighbor tells me she was a nurse by the time she was 19. So, I figure she graduated nursing school around 1776.
When a man would get a UTI (Urinary tract infection) back in the day,the way to clear it up was to take the infected male part in your hand and at the opening insert the big syringe you have filled with ice water and flush said male part to clear the blockage.
Here is the part you use your imagination- She- (The neighbor who is playing Ding Dong Ditch) preforms the procedure in thin air as if she is preforming this procedure in my driveway on an imaginary man.
The imaginary man, we'll name him "Poor Sap" for this retelling- PS will be squirming so you have to use your nursing skills and hold him down while injecting the ice water. and to hold in place the bowl your have carefully placed between PS legs to receive the back wash.
So, now the procedure is complete and PS will hopefully be cured.
If symptoms persist repeat procedure on PS the next day.
She tells me that she was a pro at this procedure and she was the "go-to" gal if you had a UTI.
Poor Sap
Good News Fellas! They just give ya a pill now :-)
Yikes! I am a retired nurse...she must be REALLY old, because I don't remember ever hearing about this one.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....wonder if it was a psych hospital she worked at?
ha
OH MY LOL
ReplyDeleteRO,
ReplyDeleteI think she has about 30 yrs on ya. I reaaly think she has to be in her mid 80's Who knows if it was true it is just the same ole story every time she catches me.
This is why I chose to dart in the house or not catch her when she play ding dong ditch :-)
ok..i'm sitting here eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch trying to get caught up on my blog reads, and as I'm putting a spoonful of cereal in my mouth I read your post and about choked!! lmao.....YIPES!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry Kimber,
ReplyDeleteDixie said yall wanted to know the "hole" story :-)
Just tryin to give the folks what they want heheheheheehe
LOL,too funny! As a retired nurse I must say too...that I have never heard this one. Needed the laugh...thank you :)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad she lives next door to your instead of me. I'm afraid to ask her what she does for prostate problems. :D
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if she isn't a little confused. Wouldn't it have been more effective to drink the ice cold water? Myself, I think she may be just a little bit kinky!
ReplyDeleteDebbie
OK I have no clue if she is right or wrong or if she was a little"kinky" in her treatments but there is NO WAY on this earth I will be askin for clarification of the procedure.
ReplyDeleteI will have leave an open invitation to come visit and quiz the neighbor and can you also adk her what the dorr bell ringing is all about.
PS- on a more serious note her son lives down the road and checks on her and mows her lawn She is still healthy enough to live on her own.
Is your neighbor "Nurse Rachet"?
ReplyDeleteDoes she have HATE issues with men? LOL
Geesh, nothing worse than medical procedures. God bless nurses, but I could NEVER be one!
Scrappy... I think this old gal is pullin' yor leg girl... LOL...
ReplyDeleteThere's not a man on earth that would go through this "procedure" willingly... You'd have to strap him down to a bed and muzzle him first... ;)
but thanks for sharin' girl... you made my day!