Oh no not that!! Revised**

I work in the medical field. No real medical task in my job description but, I do work in the vicinity of patients.
I have the fabulous and always envied position of billing. Well, after years of this type of cliffhanger danger kind of work, I have decided there are just a few illness that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy (Well, there is one person. She has been a thorn in my side for 7 years now. That is a whole other blog in itself) just for the name itself. I don't even know the full ugly effects of some of these illness. The name is what makes me want to pull a Howard Hughes and walk around with Kleenex boxes on my feet. I often wonder who thought up these names and did he/she have a colleague that agreed with he/she and were they drunk while naming the condition?
Here's my list-
The Gout
Hoof and Mouth disease (I actually know what this one is)
Hammertoe
Goiter (not sure if its a condition or body part just cant stand the word)
Ringworm or Scabies (EEWWW scary bugs and horrible name)
The Gout (yes, I listed twice just really don't want it what ever it is)
Rickets (sounds like a twisted kind of game)****
Scurvy (some kind of filthy dog comes to mind)***
Jock Itch

So what do ya think ,should the list grow? Got any other ones for me?

Hey speaking of freaky medical conditions I just saw on the news Michael Jackson is having a garage sale. That would be really scary to see just what he has to offer up for the Sat. morning bargain hunters.

*** Oh No! garage sale may be on hold MJ has filed a lawsuit against the garage sale organizer. I say we should all road trip up there. The people watching alone would be worth the gas!