Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Now Boarding the love bus


Just to balance out my day. and the previous post


* I love the fact the blogger community does not judge me for my horrible grammar and spelling.

* I love any day that I don't have to go to Wally Hell

* I love when Led Zeppelin is on the radio during my commute

* I love the fact that Mom and Dad still love me even after all the bone-headed things I have done in life.

* I love it when I pull up to my farm gate and all my babies come runnin to me

* I love the fact come May. NO MORE CHILD SUPPORT!

* I love the smell of road tar and diesel fuel


There that should balance things out

5 comments:

  1. SusanMarch 10, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    I'm with you on everything but the road tar! Eww!

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  2. AnonymousMarch 10, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    hahahhaha Diesel smell! Good one!

    Happy Tuesday!

    - Jennifer

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  3. AnonymousMarch 10, 2009 at 8:13 PM

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  4. AnonymousMarch 11, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    Hi Scrappy,

    Pardon me, but I am re-writing an advertisement for Bulgari pour Homme Soir just for us guys:

    The alternative to a light date night scent is the heavy masculinity of the musk-based Bulgari pour Homme “Soir.” This is the scent you want to have on when your intentions are clear and simple. What sets this cologne apart from all the others is the central tones derived from road tar with a mixture of diesel.

    See the original ad at:
    askmen.com/fashion/trends/33_fashion_men.html

    I'm headed to Nordstrom's rat now to git me some... yee ha! (I wonder if it will cover up my garlic breath?)

    Sincerely,
    Garlic Man

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  5. DKG aka Scrappy DooMarch 11, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    Dearest Garlic Man,
    First, I was thrown off by your comment but, this city girl turned bumpkin finally got it.

    Yes, every man should be wearing such a wonderful scent! and seeing how such a high class place as Nordstroms carries such a scent that should tell you right off it is not only Manly but Classy!
    I don't think it will help the breathe issue though. Have you tried rinsing with Moonshine? People in these parts swear by it.

    Off subject how about this rain? we got an inch this morning. Thank goodness. Critter just plowed and seeded the front 3 acres. Hope all that garlic is enjoying the drops from heaven.

    Scrappy

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