WTH??
I woke up this morning to snow on the ground all excited and ran to look under the tree before heading off to work and WHAT!!
I gave you my list long ago and it was pretty simple- I got the email confirmation that you read my list and did I get---
1. 12 tons of gravel for the farm road
2. A nice Gelding Draft Horse (prefer a Percheron) with a life time of vet services, feed and hay
3. A promise of a wonderful hay season
4. A new set of tires for the dually
5. A aerobic septic system
6. 600 feet of electrical wiring and service to the barn
7. A sweet retirement package for Critter and I effective immediately similar to the one the big banker guy got when they were asked to step down Ya Know, The Golden Parachute
8. A farm hand that will take his pay in the pleasure of riding my horses on a regular basis and is willing to live full time in the front barn and speaks only English
9. A new tractor complete with Hay attachments , Front loader, and attachments to work on the road and full time driver willing to take his pay in the pleasure of driving my new tractor when needed
10. A Super Target store close but not to close to my farm. (Maybe within 10 miles)
11. Our house on Main St sold and the barn ready to move in by New Years Day
No! I did not find these things under my tree you big ole #$@($_!@
I woke up this morning to snow on the ground all excited and ran to look under the tree before heading off to work and WHAT!!
I gave you my list long ago and it was pretty simple- I got the email confirmation that you read my list and did I get---
1. 12 tons of gravel for the farm road
2. A nice Gelding Draft Horse (prefer a Percheron) with a life time of vet services, feed and hay
3. A promise of a wonderful hay season
4. A new set of tires for the dually
5. A aerobic septic system
6. 600 feet of electrical wiring and service to the barn
7. A sweet retirement package for Critter and I effective immediately similar to the one the big banker guy got when they were asked to step down Ya Know, The Golden Parachute
8. A farm hand that will take his pay in the pleasure of riding my horses on a regular basis and is willing to live full time in the front barn and speaks only English
9. A new tractor complete with Hay attachments , Front loader, and attachments to work on the road and full time driver willing to take his pay in the pleasure of driving my new tractor when needed
10. A Super Target store close but not to close to my farm. (Maybe within 10 miles)
11. Our house on Main St sold and the barn ready to move in by New Years Day
No! I did not find these things under my tree you big ole #$@($_!@
I even left out the Peppreridge Farm Cookies out for you - And you ate them all !!!!
I am sooooo disappointed! I want to speak to your supervisor!
Good thing my family and friends came through for me and gave me a wonderful Christmas complete with Love,and Continued good health for us all.
I am sooooo disappointed! I want to speak to your supervisor!
Good thing my family and friends came through for me and gave me a wonderful Christmas complete with Love,and Continued good health for us all.
ROFL That's too funny.
ReplyDeleteOMG! This is so funny. Don't you just want the cold mess staying around for a long time? Maybe Santa got you mixed up with someone farther towards the east!
ReplyDeleteI asked for 5 more hours in a day. I didn't get it either, and it was ONE simple request.
ReplyDeleteOh, I lied. I also asked for one of those glass cooktop scrubber things.