Dear Mini Van drivers of the world,
Please refrain from using the left lane,. You are holding up the progress of the free world.
Sincerely,
Drivers on 35E
Dear Person in the lowered Honda,
I just love your annoying exhaust system that makes it sound like farts in rapid succession and your creative mixing of different colored panels from many of your scrap yard finds, I would ask you to take note of the "T" on my tail which means TURBO and ask you to realize you don't have a chance in Hades of beating me to the 35split.
Love,
The gal in the S60 Volvo that smoked ya this AM.
Dear Eye Doctor,
These contacts you gave me last month are the pits! I regret to inform you that I am putting you on notice that I will not return to your practice, due to the fact I can't see a thing! so not sure how I could see my way to get back there!!!!!!!
Love,
The consumer you ripped off
Dear New Job,
I love you :-)
That is all :-)
Ahhh, don't lump all those mini van drivers into one group. I used to drive one and I am--shall we say--an assertive driver. And my daughter has gotten more than her share of speeding tickets. Glad you're loving your new job! That's always a good thing.
ReplyDeleteDear Crazy Lady in a barn,
ReplyDeleteI'll be seeing you soon...even if you can't quite see me!
Debbie
You got a new job! Congratulations. And slow down, will ya? (signed the person with the whatchamacallit honda you smoked this am)
ReplyDeleteBeverly, Maybe it's just the ones that travel my route:-) This job is such a good fit for me. Thank You
ReplyDeleteDebb, Babysitter is all lined up :-)!! See ya soon
Chicken, Thank Ya.
Whatchamacallit Driver,
I saw you flooring your Honda at over 80. You just made poor lane choices. Its like chess ya got to plan your moves in advance LOL!!!!!!!
I have to pass lots of crazy drivers when driving to town!
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm in my Vette, I'm talkin' trash, too! LOLOL
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